when i think he gonna stop texting me i get another text message from him.
Pop Magazine #30 Spring/Summer 2014
The Blue Dragon (Glaucus atlanticus), one of the world’s rarest and most beautiful mollusks
that’s an alien, that’s an alien dragon baby. that’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen
YES FINALLY BACK ON MY DASH I LOVE THIS LIL FUCKER. LOOK AT IT
ohy my fucking god i finally know how my patronus looks like
So of course I read up on it. It’s even more beautiful when it’s in the water, not collapsed like it is on the original pic. It also freakin’ eats Portuguese Man o’Wars. They are also hermaphroditic because, damn, they so pretty, no way are they gonna hit anything but theyselves.
This really is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen.
TODAY, WE ARE CANCELING THE APOCALYPSE!!!
-John Green, Paper Towns
Requested by spiritofclocks
I’m in his phone as jerkface.
He’s in mine as fuckwit.
Clearly this is going to work out.
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